Hoggy Warty Hogwarts



Ron: “Oh, c’mon Hermione.  Oops, sorry, Harry… You won’t get the Hogwarts house-elves sick leave by starving yourself!”
Hermione: “Slave labour.  That’s what made this dinner.  Slave labour.”
Ron: “Treacle tart, Hermione! Spotted dick, look! Chocolate gateau!”


uChicago is a pretty amazing approximation of Hogwarts, something I am reminded of and awed by every morning when I go to class.
The main quad is the stuff of fairy tales.



Tucked behind great towering buildings covered in ivy lie secluded chapels and corridors.
You could easily get lost in the quad.
It’s much larger than one would think, but broken up into quadrants- each ringed with gothic architecture.
It is quite a sight to behold, especially after a storm, in the early dusk, when the clouds are rolling out only to reveal the darkening skies.


That’s precisely the time when the photos that you are about to be being bombarded with were taken.
Out exploring after a big lunch/dinner at the Med, I stumbled upon jaw-dropping lighting, which I could only amateurly capture.

I wish I could have done it more justice, but I am still learning.
Like everything else in this world, photography is a journey.

And, um… I’m pretty early on in my journey.


The photos of the cake- the chocolate gateau, as it were- were taken with a friend’s crazy nice lens (a 24-70mm f2.8, if I’m remembering correctly) and my T4i body.
Talk about life-changing.  This lens rocked my world and blew my mind.
(I’m really not being that dramatic.  It was amazzzingggg.)

Seriously!!  Remember how I invested in a macro lens merely a month or so ago?
WELL I am so in love with this lens (and according to my actual photographer pals, this lens, or rather, one more appropriately suited to my camera body, is the way to go for my type of photography and interests) that I am promptly going to sell my (new) macro lens to buy a 17-55mm f2.8 EF-S lens.
Unless, of course, one of you has one lying around that you’d like to gift me.


The Hogwarts-esque photos were taken with a regular kit lens.

Not that I’m giving excuses or anything, but I sure do wish I could’ve taken them with a slightly upgraded lens.

Moral of the story: I’m just really greedy.


Before I leave you to peruse the photos I have unceremoniously dumped at the bottom of this post, let me talk to you about this chocolate cake/torte/gateau.

I knew I was going to make this post Hogwarts-themed, so I wanted something that was a tried and true Hogwarts dessert.

Lo and behold, at the Welcoming Feast of the Triwizard Tournament (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire), chocolate gateau was served.
According to the HP wiki, chocolate gateau is a flourless chocolate cake.
I imagined it with a craggy top and lusciously fudgy interior.

I found just the recipe and made the cake.  It wasn’t quite as craggy as I had hoped, perhaps due to the very high pan that I used, but it was dramatic and intensely chocolaty and fudgy.

During baking, it rises over the sides of the pan like a souffle, which is what gives it the beautifully fallen quality after having been removed from the oven.  I was actually a little upset that my little cake didn’t collapse more.

It’s a simple torte, one that gets all of its leavening from eggs, a quality which I adore for the texture it imparts.

Use good quality chocolate.  I used Callebaut 70% bittersweet, which helps to contribute to the deep and dark cocoa flavor.
There isn’t much sugar, and I added quite a bit of salt, so the chocolate really shines.
A more perfect accompaniment could not be imagined than lightly sweetened whipped cream.

Eat the cake warm (nuke it if you must) with cold whipped cream (or even just pour a little chilled cream over the warm cake!) and you shan’t regret it.  It is really quite heavenly.

It’s the stuff of fairy tales.


Oh, and P.S. if you like these photos, want to see more, or want to see them in higher resolution, head over to my flickr page in the uChicogwarts set!


P.P.S. So I always thought it was Hoggy Woggy Hogwarts… but it’s Hoggy Warty.
(Here are the official Hogwarts theme song lyrics…)

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling,
With some interesting stuff,
For now they’re bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we’ve forgot,
Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.

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Chocolate Gateau
adapted from Joy of Baking
makes 1 6-inch torte

3 eggs, separated
113 grams butter (1/2 cup, 8 tablespoons, 1 stick), cut into small chunks
126 grams bittersweet chocolate (4 1/2 ounces), cut into small chunks
100 grams sugar (1/2 cup), divided into 2 50-gram (1/4 cup) portions
splash vanilla
scant teaspoon kosher salt

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Grease a 6×3 inch springform pan.
Combine the butter and chocolate in a bowl and microwave on low power until mostly melted.
Stir together until completely melted and set aside to cool slightly.
Place the egg whites in the bowl of a stand mixer with 50 grams of sugar and whip on high until stiff peaks form.
Meanwhile, place the egg yolks in a bowl with 50 grams of sugar and whisk until pale yellow and doubled in size.
Stir the vanilla and salt into the chocolate and butter mixture, then whisk the chocolate butter mixture into the egg yolks.
Gently fold in 1/3 of the whipped egg whites, then gently fold in the rest, incorporating all of the chocolate/yolk mixture and all of the egg whites; batter should be homogeneous but still light.
Pour into prepared pan and bake for 45-50 minutes, until a toothpick comes out with a few moist crumbs.
Allow to cool slightly before removing from pan, then enjoy warm with softly whipped, barely sweetened cream!

7 thoughts on “Hoggy Warty Hogwarts

  1. Looks like the niffler’s struck gold–Ron’s line about spotted dick has got to be one of my very favorite from the entire series. I burst out laughing when I read it again in the Harry Potter Unofficial Cookbook under the recipe for spotted dick. What a lovely campus 🙂 we have one building at my old campus that looked exactly like Hogwarts, too, and they held Thanksgiving and Christmas feasts there every year in the “Great Hall.” Thank you for sharing this wonderful photoshoot and recipe combo!

    1. Oh! How I wish we held feasts in a Great Hall! That would be a dream come true. Spotted Dick always makes me giggle, too- it’s just one of those things. I’m glad you liked the post!

  2. Nice photos! Oh, and the recipe sounds pretty tasty as well 😛

    The campus was one of the main reasons I loved UChicago over other schools….and it has turned out to be a good proxy for the nature of the coursework as well in some odd fashion. This morning it is grey and rainy and I know campus will look beautiful 🙂 I saw your post on TasteSpotting and did a double-take at the “UChicago.”

    Good luck on midterms and finishing up 3rd week!

    1. Yes! This morning was perfectly gloomy… Although it was slightly difficult to appreciate it while having rain whipped in my face while biking 😛 Glad you found me, and thank you– I’ll need the luck!

  3. Your photography is WONDERFUL. I’m in serious admiration mode right now. This cake also looks unbelievably delicious and I love how you tied it into the Harry Potter narrative. And your school totally does look like Hogwarts whatttt how have I never heard of this before? Totally awesome.

    1. Thank you so much for your kind words, Erika! uChicago is a pretty magical little place, tucked away in a big city– it’s great to visit!

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