Author: Rachel Sally
A Wise Man Once Said
Chewy Gooey Louie
Buttery, sweet, chewy, and very, very gooey.
Wonderfully so.
Leave it up to Christina Tosi to transform the gooey butter cake into easy, sliceable bars made with a cake mix.
These just might convince you yet to keep a box mix in your pantry.
P.S. Have you noticed that chewy, gooey, and Louie all rhyme, but are spelled in distinct ways? Mind blown.
Gooey Butter Cake Bars
exceedingly lightly adapted from Momofuku Butter Bars
ingredients:
for the crust:
1 box cake mix- I used funfetti; choose a vanilla-flavored mix
4 ounces butter, melted (browned if you’re feeling frisky)
1 egg
for the filling:
8 ounces of cream cheese, softened
2 eggs
16 ounces powdered sugar
big pinch sea salt
splash of vanilla extract
directions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Line an 8×8 inch pan with parchment paper.
Stir together your cake mix, butter, and 1 egg, until a stiff and slightly crumbly mixture comes together. Press into pan.
Beat the cream cheese and eggs until fluffy, then beat in the powdered sugar, vanilla, and sea salt. Spread the mixture over the crust.
Bake for 30-35 minutes, until the center is cooked but still jiggles slightly when shaken.
The edges should be golden brown and puffed.
Allow to cool completely (seriously! I put mine out on my porch in below freezing weather to let them completely freeze before even attempting to cut them). Cut into desired squares. They will not be neat, nor will be the consumption of them. There is absolutely no way around it; they’re meant to be messy!
Honey Honey
| “My silver spoon has fed me good…” -Frank Ocean |
Magic Dragon
There is indeed something magical about puff pastry’s exponential rise and versatility, but it’s no mystery.
It’s faster, easier, and, at least in my own experience, more idiot-proof reliable.
Whisk your flour, salt, and sugar together in the large bowl with a fork.
Break up any clumps.
Dump all your cold butter onto the flour. Toss to coat.
With clean hands, roughly flatten all of the cubes of butter.
They do not have to be perfect sheets; that will happen in the next step. They should just be roughly flat.
This is what your dough should now look like.
Make a well in the center and pour in some water.
Knead lightly with your hands, using a bench scraper to help fold the dough over itself.
Continue to add water until your dough just barely comes together in a shaggy mess.
Do not add so much that it becomes slimy, but add enough that it is no longer crumbly.
This is a variable amount; you may need slightly more or less than 10 ounces of water. That’s okay. Ingredients and environments differ, and that’s what affects this measurement.
| Finished adding water. Cohesive, still shaggy, but stays together. |
Next, roll out your dough to about a 3/4- 1 inch thickness, in the shape of a rough rectangle (not triangle, which is what I just wrote).
Fold your dough in thirds, like a business letter.
Wrap in plastic and stick in the fridge for 15 minutes.
After your dough has chilled out, take it out and roll it into another rectangle.
You can see the dimensions of mine in the above picture; it should be 1/2 inch thick and the rectangle should be relatively even in size.
Next, do a double book turn. Visually divide your rectangle in half, then divide each half into two. You are going to fold it in quarters, but first fold the outer flaps in, to meet the center, then fold the flaps created by that fold onto each other, like a book.
Christina Tosi describes it by putting her arms out straight, folding in at the elbows, then folding the elbows together.
After one double book turn, stick the dough in the fridge for 15-30 minutes.
Do two more double book turns, rolling the dough out to 1/2 inch thick between each one.
After your third double book turn, your dough is ready to be used!
You did it! Now you can make all sorts of delicacies with it!
In general, to use your puff pastry, you will need to roll it out to a tiny bit more than 1/8 inch thickness.
When you cut it, never twist your cutters or knife- just like making biscuits.
If you do so, the layers of flour may fuse together on one side, causing uneven rising.
Don’t re-roll scraps. Just try to minimize them.
- Whisk your flour, salt, and sugar together in the large bowl with a fork. Break up any clumps. Dump all your cold butter onto the flour. Toss to coat.
- With clean hands, roughly flatten all of the cubes of butter. They do not have to be perfect sheets; that will happen in the next step. They should just be roughly flat.
- Dump the contents of your bowl out onto your clean surface. Using the heel of your hand, gather the dough, then push forward and down firmly, so that your butter is smeared along the flour and other bits and bobs on the counter.
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Continue to do so until virtually all of the butter has been sheeted even further and thinner than before. Your dough should not yet be cohesive.
- Roll out your dough to about a 3/4- 1 inch thickness, in the shape of a rough rectangle.
- Fold your dough in thirds, like a business letter.
- Wrap in plastic and stick in the fridge for 15 minutes.
- After your dough has chilled out, take it out and roll it into another rectangle; it should be 1/2 inch thick and the rectangle should be relatively even in size.
- Next, do a double book turn. Visually divide your rectangle in half, then divide each half into two. You are going to fold it in quarters, but first fold the outer flaps in, to meet the center, then fold the flaps created by that fold onto each other, like a book. Christina Tosi describes it by putting her arms out straight, folding in at the elbows, then folding the elbows together.
- After one double book turn, stick the dough in the fridge for 15-30 minutes.
- Do two more double book turns, rolling the dough out to 1/2 inch thick between each one. After your third double book turn, your dough is ready to be used.
- In general, to use your puff pastry, you will need to roll it out to a tiny bit more than 1/8 inch thickness, before cutting it into desired shapes.
Moelleux
Have you ever had dduk?
(More commonly known in the Western world by its Japanese name, mochi.)
Dduk are rice cakes.
They can be sweet or savory, baked or pan-fried or shaped or steamed.
They come in all sorts of pretty colors and delicious flavors.
Some come with sweet adzuki bean filling, some rolled in sesame seeds or honey or dried beans.
They are made with glutinous rice flour (A misnomer, as it is gluten-free.), which is the flour which comes from sticky, short grained rice.
Dduk are soft, squishy, with a pleasantly chewy texture. There is no other food I have encountered with quite the same mouthfeel as “mochi”.
They are velvety but marvelously toothsome: a real joy to bite into!
They are, in short, delectable!
Sorry to shout, I’m just so excited!
And so happy to be sharing these adorable little confections with you!
Mochi!!!
Dduk/mochi are very easy to make. Hello, bonus! Even if they were incredibly hard to prepare, I don’t think I could stay away.
They can even be made in the microwave, a method that is tried and true and super quick. I have encountered many problems in the past using this method, however, because the mixture is so hot when it comes out of the microwave that it burns your hands when you try to shape it, and if you let it cool, it will be stuck in place forever.
It is entirely possible to use the microwave to make less-than-perfect mochi, but I wanted some clean photos and non-burned hands, thankyouverymuch.
So this time, when inspiration struck me to make a coconut-flavored version, I knew I had to try a different method of cooking the batter.
I discovered, after some online perusing, that they can be easily baked up and then cut into perfect little cubes: just the uniformity I was previously lacking.
It is the simplest recipe; mix three ingredients together, pour into a greased pan, and bake for one hour. The coconut flavor really shines in these dduk, and although I didn’t dye them, they turned out a lovely cream color.
Go make these! They’re so easy! And delicious!
Wait! Why did I eat all of mine so quickly?!
Oh! I am sad. And mochi-less.
Now to remedy that…
[insert cheesy Japanese emoji here]
(^.^)y
Coconut Dduk
ingredients:
300 grams of sugar
240 grams of glutinous rice flour (found at most grocery stores, and at all Asian markets)
1 can of coconut milk, plus enough water or milk to bring to 2 full cups of liquid
cornstarch, for dusting (have plenty on hand!)
directions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Grease a 9 by 13 or similarly sized pan.
Stir your sugar and flour together, then add in your liquid and mix vigorously to combine. The mixture should be nice and smooth.
Pour batter into prepared pan and bake for one hour.
Take the dduk out of the oven and allow to cool for just a few minutes; then use a knife, spatula, and determination to pull the entire cake out of the pan. It will be extremely sticky and it is likely that you will have to do a lot of prying to get it out of the pan in one piece.
Place it on a clean surface which has been dusted with cornstarch.
Cut the dduk however you would like; take note that the edges are extremely crispy and chewy, as is the bottom.
I cut my dduk into rectangles, then trimmed the bottom edge off to make soft, squishy squares. My mother and I ate all of the crispy edges- I personally love them, but people with delicate dental work will not.
Toss the finished pieces in a little cornstarch, and enjoy!
Please Sir
Je Te Kiffe
Our nation’s most lovey-dovey holiday is right around the bend. Now, I’m sure that many Valentine’s Day-bashing memes and rants will soon be populating the internet, but this post is not for that.
| “Be mine” |
I adore Valentine’s day; not because I celebrate it with anyone in particular or do anything special- I just love the idea.
(I love you, my dear readers, and I am ever grateful for you!)
Conversation hearts are iconic of elementary school valentine exchanges. Personally, I hate them. They don’t taste good; they’re not chocolate; they say weird things like “SEXY,” which are not appropriate for grade schoolers, etc. Anyways, they’re just meh.
Oh! But look!
Here are some sweet little conversation heart cookies, written in French. They have sugar AND butter, and are accordingly delicious, they say exactly what you want, and they’re cute to boot.
I made these with a simple sugar cookie dough, like here, here, or here (Ohmagah. Those cookies. I can’t even. SO stinking perfect. I hate love envy them so.), and frosted them with even simpler royal icing.
I didn’t yet have my #1 tip, and my #4 was way too large (see the last photo in the series), so I had to write with a toothpick to get the right size. It was a real headache, let me tell you.
I’m still trying to perfect my decorated cookies. It’s becoming an obsession!
I love how beautiful they can be. Mine are not there yet. One day, though; one day.