Pour in the buttermilk and bring the whole batter together with a few kneading motions- your hands will be very dirty, but that’s good for you.
Turn the dough out onto a floured surface and pat into a rectangle 1/2 inch thick.
| “My silver spoon has fed me good…” -Frank Ocean |
| “Be mine” |
I adore Valentine’s day; not because I celebrate it with anyone in particular or do anything special- I just love the idea.
Conversation hearts are iconic of elementary school valentine exchanges. Personally, I hate them. They don’t taste good; they’re not chocolate; they say weird things like “SEXY,” which are not appropriate for grade schoolers, etc. Anyways, they’re just meh.
Oh! But look!
Here are some sweet little conversation heart cookies, written in French. They have sugar AND butter, and are accordingly delicious, they say exactly what you want, and they’re cute to boot.
I made these with a simple sugar cookie dough, like here, here, or here (Ohmagah. Those cookies. I can’t even. SO stinking perfect. I hate love envy them so.), and frosted them with even simpler royal icing.
I didn’t yet have my #1 tip, and my #4 was way too large (see the last photo in the series), so I had to write with a toothpick to get the right size. It was a real headache, let me tell you.
I’m still trying to perfect my decorated cookies. It’s becoming an obsession!
I love how beautiful they can be. Mine are not there yet. One day, though; one day.
Gâteau des rois avec les kumquats confits
recipe lightly adapted from Tartelette
Ingredients:
75 mL (1/3 cup) milk, warmed to 110 degrees F
1 heaping teaspoon instant yeast
75 grams (3 tablespoons) sugar
1 small egg or 1/2 a large one (beat it and either weigh it and divide in two, or just eyeball it. If you have jumbo eggs, a yolk will do just fine. And if you cannot be bothered, just throw the whole egg in. What I’m trying to say is that such a small amount of egg makes little difference here.)
small pinch sea salt (use 1/8 – 1/4 teaspoon)
1 tablespoon orange juice, or orange blossom water
140 grams (1 cup plus 2 tablespoons) flour (I used half white-whole wheat and half all-purpose)
35 g (2.5 tablespoons) butter, softened
1 egg yolk beaten with 1 teaspoon cream or milk, for egg wash
3 tablespoons jelly or preserves (I used a mix of meyer lemon and apricot)
Honeyed kumquats (see below)
Large pearl sugar (I used Belgian and Swedish)
Directions:
Measure out the warm milk in a glass measuring cup or bowl. Stir the yeast and sugar in gently. Let foam up for 5 or so minutes, then pour into the bowl of a stand mixer or just a large mixing bowl. Stir in the egg, sea salt, and orange juice and mix until all combined. Begin to add in flour (if you aren’t using a stand mixer, use a wooden spoon and gather all of your kneading strength and courage), until all is combined. Knead for 1 minute, then begin to add in the butter, piece by piece, waiting until the previous piece is incorporated before adding the next. Now, knead for at least 8 minutes. It is a wet dough, so be aware. Once the 8 minutes are up, the dough should be barely sticky and supple, and smell like sweet butter and yeast. Either place in a lightly oiled bowl with plastic wrap pressed right onto the surface, and allow to age and mature overnight in the fridge (this will make for better flavor), or continue right on. Divide the dough into 8 equal weight chunks- mine were 51 grams each and were approximately 1/4 cup in size. Roll the chunks into smooth balls, (put a dried bean in the middle of one) and place on a sheet pan lined with parchment. Make a circle of balls, then place a jelly jar in the middle of the ring. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Allow the brioche to rise until doubled in size and very puffy, about 1 hour, depending on the temperature of your kitchen. Fill the jelly jar with water, so it does not crack in the oven, then brush the dough with the egg wash and bake until the internal temperature is 190 degrees F, or the dough is shiny and deep golden. Remove from oven and let cool, then carefully remove the jelly jar.
Heat up the jam until liquid, and strain out any large pieces of fruit, if using preserves or jelly. Brush hot glaze all over brioche, then sprinkle on pearl sugar and place the candied kumquats on each little bun. Enjoy!
Honeyed Kumquats
ingredients:
1 tablespoon honey
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup water
1/2 pint fresh kumquats, washed and cut into thin rounds
directions:
place the honey, sugar, and water in a heavy, medium sized pot and bring to a boil. Once the syrup reached 234 degrees F, place all the kumquat slices in and allow them to cook for 8-10 minutes, until translucent. (If you double the recipe, do this in two stages so as not to overcrowd the pan.) Remove from syrup with a slotted spoon, and place on a sheet of parchment until needed.